Love it or hate it – even though it’s not even out yet – the iPhone has spawned at least 2 good jokes.
“I’m waiting for the iPhone-shuffle, no display, just a button to call a random person on your contacts list.”
I’d just like to say, bwa ha ha ha!
Summary: Paris Hilton drove with a suspended license and is facing 45 days in jail. Now she’s reaching out to lord knows who on her MySpace page to petition The Governator to pardon her. I might cry if I weren’t pissing myself laughing.
Paris Hilton is out of her mind, living in some fantasy world separate from Earth. Pathetic doesn’t begin to describe this plea for help from her own stupidity. She knowingly and willingly disobeyed the law, got busted, and then proceeded to claim that
“She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”
I take this as a learning experience. For example, I learned that the US is no longer part of the world.
Flat out crazy, insane, not of sound mind. She is not any sort of hope, inspiration or role model for anyone.
Wouldn’t the sentence ‘I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign’ have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
→ Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
This game that Jim blogged about is probably the coolest game I’ve seen.
You really just have to watch the video, I won’t bother explaining it here. I don’t really play games much, but this I would play.
This is hilarious! Someone wrote software that manages a “parallel” dating style.
[explicit quote removed]
It’s called Girlfriend X, but that’s a link to an article about it. I didn’t go to the actual website. I just thing it’s amusing someone went through the trouble to do this. Maybe there’s a demand for it. * shrug *
This crazy russian goes all over the place scaling buildings, doing all sorts of flips, bouncing off the walls literally. He’d be impossible to catch.
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